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Dried Shit Zen
DSZ Roshi
Clear Light Yoga
Location: Americas
Bio: Starry Sky Mind
Long Version - 460 tweets
Chronological order 8/13/2009 through 9/26/2009
- Talk a lot about the luminosity of emptiness. It means nothing, but it sounds so FUCKING good!
- Actually, that last item in and of itself is chapters 3-26 of The Art of Buddhist One-Upmanship.
- @dragonheartsong. "Tasting a plum is lightning that shatters the dark sky."
- @BarkingUnicorn Tibetans do seem to crack up a lot more. Who knows why? Maybe they just find my shit amusing.
- it's because the essence of life is activity that it is void
- a boy washing an elephant
- fine bird tracks in the wet sand
- form isn't emptiness and emptiness isn't form
- where in the body is this sharp feeling of self lodged like a poisoned arrowhead
- Desire is pure.
- All this that never was. All this that never is not.
- All this that isn't anywhere in the future. All this that thinks it suffers from the past. All this that dreams it was ever present.
- "This" isn't apart from the Five Great Elements, but nor is it bounded by them.
- do you think the stars are suffering
- Like a lion made out of gold there's the mane the claws the teeth the feet the tail but it's all just the same shining gold.
- shiki soku ze ku ku soku ze shiki
- Look around you and in you. This is Tathata. This. Where else would it be?
- the big pine tree makes a hissing sound for as long as the wind is blowing, but when the wind stops, what?
- "the hissing of summer lawns"
- There is and ever has been only one enlightened being and that is your own mind.
- What do you really think you have to prove?
- You were never born. So it is unlikely that you will die.
- Everything you "believe" and were "taught" is probably wrong. Why not try some direct perception?
- When @mujaku speaks of the unborn luminosity of mind, he's "right" -- but if I didn't experience this "myself", I wouldn't believe him.
- What's the point of Non-Duality if you're going to divide up people "realized beings" and those who are still "on the path"?
- I like to read this man's brief and potent essays: http://www.
thespiritworks.com/ - "Dr. Gregory Tucker" intrigues me in some ways even more than "Wei
Wu Wei." http://www.
thespiritworks.com/ - @praybob Actually I don't know the meaning of it at all. Because, obviously, it's both pretentious and ridiculous.
- @praybob. Which is why I usually just go with "Dried shit."
- Still, "luminous" is a figurative adjective based on vision. How could the original mind be luminous if it's what's before there are eyes?
- "There are many kinds of eyes. Even the Sphinx has eyes. There are many truths -- therefore there is no Truth." -Zen Master Nietzsche.
- Though Zen people often speak of Mind, there is really no Mind to speak of.
- You have hands, feet, eyes, nose, ears -- all, presumably, like other people. Your eyebrows are above your eyes, your nose above your mouth
- Wanting Truth on top of all that is sheer presumption! You should be doused with cold water like a misbehaving rooster.
- For "Follow Friday," I have to confess to a special fondness for @garabdorje. Starting with his handle.
- I also like @lux1008 -- sort of crush on her -- but I wish she'd stay off the politics. (Yawn!)
- Feeling that if I ever met @Ogmin in person he'd "box my ears" for talking such shit. Or maybe just give me the silent Dharma treatment.
- Here's an interesting "walking" Dharma gate: while walking, just note how your field of vision bounces up and down and from side to side.
- That's interesting, isn't it? Why? Because usually your mind edits this subtle bouncing motion out.
- In fact, the closer you get to the "Now" and the "Here" -- the more you realize the world looks nothing like you thought it did.
- Replacing your usual cliched ideas about the world with Buddhist cliches is pretty pointless.
- The so-called Dharma was devised to awaken, not comfort you.
- Follow @Taoteaking for the monkeymind monkeying.
- Follow @ryderjaphy for some crusty and occasionally cranky Buddhism.
- Duality is maintained, in essence, to reinforce the myth that one is a distinguished and special person.
- Getting rid of philosophical Duality is easy, but getting rid of the myth that one is distinguished and special for one's "insight" -- hard.
- "Duality" and "me" are evil twins,
- but they're nothing without each other. "Mini-Me, you complete me."
- People starting to practice Buddhism often fear it's death for the ego. Be comforted: as a Buddhist, ego will flourish as never before.
- It's because he had what is now sometimes called a "strong ego" that Guatama was able to reach Mind-Realization.
- @lux1008 Really? Because "I" *can't* get no satisfaction.
- Follow @BarkingUnicorn for fun.
- Follow @ArielBravy for love.
- Follow @ZenDirtZenDust to see him dust it up with @mujaku.
- Follow @dragonheartsong because she's sweet.
- @lux1008 If no+no = yes, does no+no+no = maybe? Maybe it would be "I" cannot not get no satisfaction?
- "The Dude abides" -- but Mind abides nowhere.
- Mind is homeless.
- Hey buddy can you spare a quarter? I've got get on a bus to visit my sick grandmother in Amarillo.
- Buddha once claimed that to be a good Dharma practicer you need to have all the qualities of a boy who takes care of an elephant.
- It's a good week for me when I'm only accused of "clinging to apparent words," being "unripe," "wandering like a blind ghost" --
- "barking like a mad dog," and merely having had "a short experience of emptiness" that I "could not comprehend."
- Even though, not a week before, I was a "real practitioner." So "namaste" to you, too, my good Dharma friend @garabdorje!
- And here's a three bark-salute (one yip for each of the Three Jewels) for you from the "blind ghost of a mad dog." Wu! Wu! Wu!
- A page with some fine religious reading material on it. I'd like to get some of these etched on stone. "Zen Assholes": http://bit.ly/F6Wu3
- What is Buddha? . . . "Dry shit on a stick." I don't understand these words. The infant is sucking on his toes. -Master Seung Sahn
- Here is a tweet for you. This tweet contains no information, and does absolutely nothing. I've wasted the time you spent reading it. Sorry.
- As you begin to read this tweet, you have no concept of how it might or might not change your life.
- This tweet is hardly even worth the attention of a high-level realized being such as yourself. Still, there might be something to it.
- This tweet needs a good cry. It's dejected. It just wants to slink off into some god-forsaken hole, or desert cave, and practice Zen.
- This tweet is fresh, young and exuberant! It wants to get to know you in the most intimate possible way. Will you let it?
- This tweet is way beyond your stunted capacities. It is too rich even for devas, nagas, and most Dzogchen masters in other star-systems.
- This tweet could change your life, bore you, or set off a prolonged "dark night of the soul." It really all depends.
- This tweet is happening RIGHT NOW. Amazing. Can you believe it? Is that shit even possible? Don't forget this most amazing moment.
- There is no possible way of imagining what you might realize about the whole universe if you plumb the hidden depths of THIS tweet.
- When you're sitting in meditation, you're one less "person" out there adding to the world's suffering. This is a great accomplishment.
- But you could accomplish the same end by taking a nap.
- @lux1008 Truth is, we're all the whore. Except for you.
- This tweet would gladly sell her body to pay for your drugs.
- This tweet is angry and amazed at you for being so damned obtuse.
- This tweet is highly suspicious -- the kind of character you don't really want in your neighborhood, but in a jazz club might be intriguing.
- This tweet feels you are a genuine practitioner. Congratulations!
- This tweet has nothing but contempt for you and your silly religious pursuits, on all possible levels. Enough said.
- Someone recently claimed that the Internet is a vast self-emerging artificial intelligence using us Twitter users to test neural pathways.
- Here's some unconditional love. Accept it, or go to Hell.
- This Dzogchen tweet insists that you possess all the radiant virtues of Buddhahood perfectly, right now. Always have, always will.
- This scary Buddhist tweet suggests you try meditating at night in a burial ground. Oh yes.
- Did you know that two people you were in third grade with have already attained Highest Complete Enlightenment?
- One Dzogchen master suggests that you concentrate your mind by staring at the sky until your eyes sort of feel absorbed into it.
- In dreams you can grieve.
- Let one not wish another's suffering.
- What arises from no-root is known as miraculous.
- No arising, no staying, no cessation.
- It just appears in the empty sky of the mind. There it is.
- Just let the yellowjackets crawl on you and drink your sweat if they want.
- "You ask me a question. That is Mind in you. I answer. That is Mind in me." -Bodhidharma.
- Admittedly, it's not possible to pin this Mind down. Maybe it would be better to just refer to the Hua T'ou -- the "before thoughts" state.
- It's what makes the bamboo green, the heron step carefully into its own reflection, and clouds "soar to heaven."
- That's why in Japanese Zen it's also called munen and mushin -- no thoughts, no mind. Why not?
- In Zen this is called "wandering hungry and bare-assed in samsara."
- Originally, Mind is non-locality itself. It's just a clear and empty readiness. Ready for anything. "Ready or not, here I come!"
- It's poised, but it doesn't exist yet. It's like the instant before diving into a cold lake, when your toes are still gripping the dock.
- This is a Great Function that has no root, because its Great Essence is beyond description: majestic, potent, clear, and sublime.
- This is a tweet about how confused you were at first when your parents didn't recognize you as who you were before you died last time.
- "What the hell? It's all just Mind playing tricks anyway."
- Ikkyu: I know I shouldn't/because I'm a follower of Buddha/But what the fuck, this octopus sushi is really tasty! (my translation)
- If you want to be in Samsara and enjoy all the nice shit we have here, please don't complain about the "suffering."
- "You ask me a question. That is Mind in you. I answer. That is Mind in me." -Bodhidharma.
- Your "experiences" are a direct consequence of locating Mind somewhere. "Remember that summer we went to Spain"?
- "Everything is just Mind. This is the Buddha of Supreme Enlightenment." -Zen Master Huang Po.
- "Unfortunately, no one can tell you what the Matrix is. You have to experience it for yourself." -Morpheus, in The Matrix.
- "It" ain't "there."
- "Open your mind, Neo."
- This tweet is about how you think you're made up of carbon atoms or water or skin teeth hair nails eyes mucous piss shit or whatever.
- "Yes, but dreams aren't real. This is." "So you say. But even if you said the same thing in a dream, I still wouldn't believe you."
- "If by reality you mean what you can see, hear, and taste, all these are just electrical signals interpreted by your brain." - Morpheus.
- Welcome to my "Silent Treatment" school of Zen.
- "If you open your eyes while asleep, you see reality." -Ramon
- The shortest Prajnaparamita Sutra reads: "Then Buddha said: Ananda, here is the letter 'A' for the relief and enlightenment of all beings."
- The practice of a true yogi or yogini is cheerfully not to care whether you are distracted or not.
- "The luminous clear nature of the mind is basically washing sweat off yourself and going to sit in the shade." -Master T'ang Po
- Here is a Zen tweet pointing at your clear original nature which isn't troubled by anything that ever "exists" or happens.
- Why not take a few minutes today to cheerfully get rid of every "friend" in your life who wants to change you?
- This clear Mind nature of yours was originally quite excited to be "reborn" here, to see starry night sky again from this particular angle.
- The Earth has a special character "all its own" that makes it precious. It's renowned in some ways, and much prized; infamous in others.
- The wise sadhus and yogis and mahasiddhi know it's all a Show -- a wonderful show. "A fucking awesome spectacle." Wonderful and horrific.
- You are just Yourself being Itself.
- Unfortunately, the Earth has a special cosmic reputation for stupidity. We can't get it together. Even our religions suck.
- "Extraterrestials" generally regard Earth with the same combination of distaste and boredom you feel when you think of Chad, or the Sudan.
- Also, some of the worst "reborn mindstreams" get attracted to Earth, because here they can not only fuck people over, but prosper doing it.
- Here on Earth you can even boast and chortle publicly about fucking people over -- and they'll reward and adore you for it!
- However, this luckless and insane Earth did have a Buddha who is extremely respected on other planets in various star-systems.
- Even before the Buddha, there was Lao Tzu, who is regarded as maybe even greater, but who doesn't give interviews. "It's all in my book."
- "Aliens" regard the Buddha with awe. "You went THERE to help THEM? Either you're the greatest yogi ever or a masochist like Jesus!"
- If you truly believe Consciousness is bounded by "this" body and brain, then this one life is everything. Don't "argue" this; go enjoy it!
- "This one life is everything." Not a bad credo -- if you decide to live it out fully, rather than exhaust it in intellectual debates.
- "Have you found God?" "I AM God!" (That one always gets rid of the Pentacostalists quick.)
- "This one life is everything." It is one, and it is everything. You're right.
- Scratching these balls, farting, stretching out my legs in the sunlight -- I call this the True Yoga.
- "In the Dzogchen context, 'not being distracted' means being aware." -Namkhai Norbu Rinpoche.
- "It [ma yengs] does not mean that some mental policeman keeps popping up inside the mind, saying, 'Now pay attention!" (ibid) for @Ogmin
- @mujaku My feel on this question you raise is that Buddha thought up all that cool shit Himself. Reform Brahmanism? Why even bother?
- Don't think of a three-legged dog.
- Don't think of a green plastic buddha.
- Don't think of a bouquet of roses in a crystal vase.
- Why not take time to try some "open focus" Zen meditation? You begin by concentrating on a fixed point until "absorbed." Then, let go.
- Concentrating on a fixed point eliminates "distractions" (e.g. thoughts, internal chatter). Letting go spontaneously perfects you.
- If you do this right -- it's a cool trick -- you effortlessly surpass space and time. You aren't meditating anymore. You aren't even you.
- I am not asking you to "believe" that this works or bring you over to my crazy opinions. I'm just saying try -- it might work for you.
- "The universal mind is no mind [in the ordinary sense of the word] and is completely detached from form. " - Venerable Master Hsi Yun
- "Only study how to avoid seeking for or clinging to anything. If nothing is sought, the mind will remain in its 'unborn' state."
- "If nothing is clung to, the mind will not go through the process of destruction. That which is neither born nor destroyed is the Buddha."
- Master Hsi Yun's is a compressed and often considered unsurpassable statement of Chan. It comes down to "no mental grasping."
- No mental grasping means no delusions, settling into the clear natural unborn state, and realizing Buddhahood "between two breaths."
- Though in fact such Buddhahood goes beyond time and space. "Listen to that fucking DriedShit asshole talking Zen again! What a moron!"
- Not my words, though. The words of Venerable Master Hsi Yun. The essence of Zen, insofar as it can be explained in words.
- This Yeshua Ben Joseph was so quick with the siddhis as a child that the good people of Nazareth were terrified of his ass.
- He even used to kill other children just to bring them back to life -- sounds like an odd twist on a Johnny Cash lyric, right?
- He'd make birds out of mud and they'd fly off. His mother was "driven to distraction." His father, Joseph, became a drunk because of it.
- When he was about thirteen, this kid lit out on the Silk Road for India. He wanted to see his home again. The cave he used to meditate in.
- It was all there. He sat in the cave, in almost total darkness, and became very nostalgic. He even cried a little. He was happy, too.
- He'd never been comfortable with the Judaic religion, which was one of those paternalistic nightmares dreamt up by polygamist shepherds.
- He sat in the cave for a long time, had all kinds of pleasant and unpleasant visions, and tried to work out what to do.
- This is a tweet about a great but showoffy yogin living in the Kashmir area who died and was reborn in the Roman province of Judea.
- Especially strange given that I'm an atheistic Vajrayana Buddhist who happens to do Zen as a hobby!
- "When you diss me, you are dissing your own primordial life-force." -Master Yoda.
- Sitting in that dark cave, thinking about the bloodthirsty Judaic religion and the Roman Mithra and all that, Ben Joseph suddenly thought:
- Eureka! I'll go back and try to teach them Yoga, and if they want to crucify me, fine -- maybe it'll get the sadism out of their systems!
- Well, you can pretty much guess the rest. They did crucify him, he let them, but he raised himself from the dead and walked home to India.
- My commentary: Yeshua Ben Joseph was a great yogi whose major error was a belief in the efficacy of dramatic shortcuts.
- Changing water into wine, raising the dead, walking on water. That may play in Peoria, but it doesn't short-circuit karma.
- @majidrazvi Did the Buddha ever take care of a cat?
- In the old days in elsewhere, you were considered rather stupid if you couldn't remember anything at all from a past life.
- Once upon a time in China, they'd make you kneel at the gate for a few days in the snow before letting you into a temple to study Chan.
- When little children start talking about their past lives, parents first get confused and then fall ominously silent.
- So you're a bio-mechanical entity with neural circuits giving rise to a "consciousness" that helps you "look out for N1." Inspiring!
- This tweet is about the interesting difference between statements and meta-statements.
- You're meditating -- Om Ah Hung -- and a sexy woman walks in naked, hands you a bar of soap, and says, "soap me." What do you do?
- You're sitting in zazen when demon walks into the room with a sword dripping blood. He says: "No, no. Finish up. Then I take your head."
- "Don't mind me at all," the demon says. "Concentrate. Shut out the distraction. Maybe you can still get enlightened in this life."
- What do you do?
- You're meditating and it's going splendidly. What depth! What radiance! The Buddha walks in and says: "Your samadhi is shit."
- You're meditating. A demon walks in with a bloody sword. "Nice," he says. "Beheading you is so easy when you sit still like that."
- "You ask me a question. That is Mind in you. I answer. That is Mind in me." -Bodhidharma.
- No arising, no staying, no cessation.
- It just appears, baseless, shining, in the empty sky of the mind. There it is.
- Grieving and rebirth are inseparable. That's why we're here.
- Afflictions are Buddha.
- Distractions are Great Mind Realization.
- If you get rid of the Ego-delusion, thoughts are just empty appearances, clouds drifting across the vast expanse of sky.
- This is why Master Hsi Yun said: "Just rid yourself of analytically thinking about past, present, and future, and you will be Buddha."
- "When it rained in his face he shot arrows into the sky, laughing at the thunderbolts."
- "He knew everything was temporary; he didn't need a buddha to tell him that. -What are you, crazy? That's what's so great about everything!"
- "Impermanence? I wouldn't have it any other way. If that shit makes you sad, you're helpless. Better to kill you."
- Can you even imagine that?
- May I use your skull for a begging bowl?
- But what makes any of this yours and mine, inside or outside, objective or subjective? Mind. Which is to say, no-thing.
- It all just appears, baseless, shining, in the empty sky of Clear Mind. "There it is."
- "Dear Mom: First day at Zen camp. Sucks. Miss my friends. Ate some pizza. Went up through the 4 jhanas. Boring, boring, boring.! -Chip."
- "Dear Chip: Keep it up! Beyond the Rupa jhanas there are supramundane ones that will open your third eye. Dad's brbqing 2-night! -hugs,Mom"
- In #Zen we say that Shakyamuni was a slippery old con man and Manjusri made a living scraping up donkey shit.
- pine trees are the original void
- I could tell you that your mind is "pure and luminous," but then all I am doing is putting my images and words in place of your experience
- Try listening intensely to trickling water.
- It's the dream of love and the dream of life it's the wound opened in you at birth it's a cigar box full of old family snapshots
- Everything gone into the sky who were you?
- The dream was grief
- "All is empty of inherent self-nature" because "From this comes that; lacking this that disappears."
- RAWK RAWK RAWK
- That's why Avalokitesvara "saw the five skandhas as empty." "Iha, Shariputra."
- Empty means infinite.
- Deer fawns have enormous ears.
- In the Diamond Sutra, Buddha claims that in a previous life he was hacked to pieces, and yet he felt no anger.
- "All things return to the one. To what does the one return?"
- "Subhuti, what do you say? Has the Tathagata said that is the moon, or not?" -"Yes, according to my understanding; it is."
- "And why? Because it is not the moon, therefore the Tathagata says it is the moon." "Excellent, Subhuti! You understand me completely!"
- "Subhuti, has the Tathagata said anything about stopping conceptual thought?" -"No, World Honored One, never once in my hearing."
- "Subhuti, that is because stopping conceptual thought is for people who think that anything like conceptual thought 'exists,' not for us."
- "What do you think, Subhuti. Has the Tathagata ever said that living beings have minds?" "Yes, Realized One -- but only because they don't."
- "Wonderful, Subhuti, wonderful! I, the World Honored One, salute you! You are really getting into the spirit of this!"
- "What do you say, Subhuti? Does the mind actually exist?" "So far as I personally can see, O World Honored One, it absolutely does not."
- "And that is why the Tathagata says, 'Purify your mind.'" "Excellent, Subhuti! You amaze me again!"
- "Subhuti, what are your thoughts? Is there any path, any realization, any attainment of Buddhahood?" "No, never; not anytime or anywhere."
- "Subhuti, hold up one finger in front of your face." "There, Venerable One." "Shut one eye, then the other, quickly." "Yes."
- "Subhuti, does your finger appear to be jumping back and forth in space?" "Absolutely, World Honored One."
- "Yet, has it really moved?" "Not a bit, O Sugata." "Subhuti, everything is like this -- karma, samsara, trees, clouds. Just like this."
- I like this Khenpo Karthar.
- Buddhist teachers who reply to questions in high-handed and contemptuous ways are like squirrels hoarding up bad-karma nuts.
- "Don't be like this, Subhuti. Always answer to the best of your ability: rely on inspiration. But If you're stumped, just say 'Don't know.'"
- Dreamt vividly of shouting and kicking in a karate dojo. Woke suddenly to daylight: calm. Mist clinging to the pine trees.
- The dream didn't happen elsewhere than right here where I woke up.
- RT @kyotoghosts Guatama laughing at the stupid poem:/Mahākāśyapa goes away tearfully, shoulders bowed --/This is the "Zen" of Hell-realms!
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- RT @DokuzaOokami It is bright just at midnight. It doesn't appear at dawn. -Tozan.
- Everybody has to suffer -- physically, at least -- and one day, die. Knowing this clearly is the source of compassion.
- Reincarnation isn't what most people think; only karma gets reborn. "You" can't hold onto anything.
- This clear mind now is the same clear mind as anywhere or any other "time," including ancient India or China. Or beyond Andromeda.
- "This" is just "This" and it can't be broken up except in a highly questionable and dreamlike way.
- It's like the sky not being independent of its dust, clouds, even "sky-flowers": sky depends on not-sky. You can't separate is from is not.
- It's everything one is not that makes one what one is. Thus, we are all dependent for very life on foreigners and enemies.
- This is all just true beyond being true or not-true. Speaking about it shatters it.
- Incidentally, I'm rolling out a line of women's shoes soon. I'd appreciate your support. Tell your friends.
- Every bit of the most ambitious possible universal health care plan could be funded by suspending the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, 1 week.
- "Starry sky" meditation is very challenging for almost any adult, because you must be able to maintain "open focus" --
- i.e. not start examining sections or parts of the starry sky in conscious detail, but simply let your gaze merge with it "as a whole."
- When your "thinking mind" kicks in (focusing mechanistically on a "part," which starts up a subject/object dynamic), Awareness blips out.
- I'm not telling you anything you can't experience for yourself in the clearest and most immediate way.
- But to really let go of the thinking process, and to *be* the shocking Reality of "starry sky" Awareness -- this is the shit.
- When your whole "self" disappears into "Don't know" you are the Vajra body, the diamond-cutter. Everything is laid bare.
- This is "starry sky" meditation and I am sharing it with you merely in the hopes one person will practice it, master it, and go beyond.
- It is quite possible that those last few "tweets" were the most important and consequential for you that you have ever read.
- It is quite possible that you will realize your true nature (Buddhahood, Shiva Awareness whatever), merely by doing "starry sky" meditation.
- Hold up one finger before your face. Shut one eye, then open it quickly while shutting the other. Do this about twenty times.
- Doesn't your finger appear to be jumping back and forth in space?
- Interestingly, quantum mechanics theorizers were upset at first that in quantum experiments particles can "jump" between two points --
- without even crossing any space from A to B.
- In the General Theory of Relativity, it seems, "motion" and "position in space" are not absolute, but relative to an observer.
- You had a dream. You woke up. ("You" here means just your consciousness.) Has anything essential changed?
- Zen would say that what's unchanging is the underlying nature of "you." Which appears to be "empty." Dreams come and go, but mind remains.
- "Thinking mind" just means "grasping mind." "Grasping at this, grasping at that."
- Shatter the thinking mind. Go completely beyond thoughts.
- Dust, clouds, and hallucinatory sky-flowers are ultimately not different from the sky. "Not two, not one either."
- "Shatter the thinking mind" means stop grasping at "this" or "that" long enough to go beyond thoughts to the original basis of the mind.
- Those who *grasp* at a "Luminous Mind" in the form of a thought, an object, a dream, an ideal, will stumble in the dust for many aeons.
- Such a Mind doesn't exist at all.
- such teachers might as well be locked in an iron box at the bottom of the sea, dreaming about the full moon.
- Here the problem isn't "getting rid of thinking" or not, it's that you aren't "going beyond thoughts" far enough to realize you're dreaming.
- Going beyond words to the thought. Going beyond the thought to -- what?
- Motion is a manifestation of stillness, but it is also a limiting factor for stillness -- both manifesting stillness and destroying it.
- Though only in an imaginary, dreamlike way.
- Furuike ya kawazu tobikomu mizo no oto
- "It"? What's there to destroy, if only through motion can stillness be apprehended at all, as what's "not"?
- How can it be that what's "not" is much more serene, great, clear, and powerful than what "is"?
- Then Buddha says: You are dreaming falsehoods onto the "unborn." "Is" cannot ever be found by itself, so who can speak of "is not"?
- Perceived reality is quite baseless. It is not different from what it is not.
- "It is hidden, it is hidden, it is hidden," says Rumi. Yes, it is. Right out in the open.
- Orange robes, smiles, chanting, drums, incense, Madhyamika, Zen, luminous Mind, talk, worry, even Tathata -- these are all "straw dogs."
- When you're done with the straw dog, Lao Tzu noted, you burn it or toss it into the river. Without regrets.
- "Starry sky" meditation is applicable to one's whole life. If you master this, you are the master of everything.
- Unthought cannot be moved.
- "Everything" isn't going anywhere.
- Buddha did not teach that listening to a bird sing, or looking at a field of red poppies, is inherently "suffering." Let's not be absurd.
- To tell people they must "escape" this "impermanent, suffering" world into a realm of luminous Mind -- crazed delusional ignorance.
- This world IS luminous Mind.
- This cosmos IS the flower Buddha held up on Vulture Peak, the very one that made his Zen student smile.
- The perceived physical world isn't just found "out there" -- it has to be assembled.
- This lightning-like "assembling" of a more or less consistent physical world out of bits and pieces is quite amazing.
- Master Keizan arrived by leaky boat./Manjusri rides in on a golden lion./Sujata is smiling in the river, wringing out her wet hair.
- "A pure breeze rises above the eyebrows."
- "Scent of the pine, you know how I feel."
- When this isn't, that isn't. From the cessation of this comes the cessation of that.
- To experience "it" is not to grasp it at all. That's why Master Yungmen said, "I don't know what the essence of Buddhism is."
- One breath, one life. Ichigo Ichi-e.
- @lux1008 Or just be the Lion, Androcles' lion, and you get the thorn pulled out of your great paw by a very kind man who knows suffering.
- What is it? You don't know. I don't know.
- Lambs think the wolf is evil; the wolf thinks lambs are good (tasting).
- "Subhuti, when I experienced boundless complete enlightenment, I saw that all suffering beings originated in my own Heart."
- "Furthermore, I saw that all Universes existing at all times were also spun out of this Heart, the way a spider spins a glistening web."
- "Subhuti, I saw precisely how it works; I saw precisely how grasping at such illusions as truly existing causes mental anguish -"
- "and I saw how to stop the whole dreamlike process and to rest inside the Heart. All this in a flash."
- "Wow, Tathagata. May I just say to you: wow."
- "Don't be so dazzled by it, Subhuti. Your experiences are all spun out of exactly the same Heart (or, some might say, Mind)."
- "All that you have to do is stop being impressed, stop grasping at Mind-stuff as if it had any 'reality' outside your Heart."
- "Okay, Subhuti?" "For shizzle, World Honored One."
- "But might I ask, O Tathagata: Is this Heart you speak of the same as this Sunyata, this Voidness that Avalokitesvara won't shut up about?"
- "It is."
- "This arises here, that arises there." Suffering arises simultaneously with desire (mental and emotional grasping).
- "This ceasing here, that ceases there." Suffering stops simultaneously with the cessation of desire (mental and emotional grasping).
- The ungraspable Heart of Reality manifests as a dream about grasping for the ungraspable.
- This dream is, of course, "itself" ungraspable.
- So if you make a problem for yourself in the dream, you'll suffer the consequences -- in the dream. Nowhere and notime else.
- RT @kyotoghosts Dreaming doesn't exist at the subatomic level.
- RT @kyotoghosts In the year 2091, a robot will attain Annutara Samyak Sambodhi.
- @TianMind No, you the wonderful.
- Luckily I'm not your "life-coach" or "nonduality teacher" because you'd have to demand your money back. And I'd have to give it.
- Because all I am showing is you No-thing. Dried shit on a stick.
- The fact that I find it wonderful, supremely wonderful, justifiably leaves you wondering.
- I think the best thing for you to do would be to just dismiss me and go on your way. Nothing to see here.
- Transitory collection of tweets.
- Perception is actually bigger than what most people regard as mind. Can't you realize at least that?
- Perceiving is behind it all. What's in front?
- I can't say I'm not bothered by desire. For example, I'd really like to spend the rest of my day watching Spaghetti Westerns.
- "Listen to this poem I've just composed, Subhuti: 'Nothing to hold, nothing to grasp' --/This is the Instantaneous Light of Prajna.
- All beings achieved perfect enlightenment ten billion aeons ago:/Nothing to do but play your flute and relax in the grass."
- "Wonderful, O Tathagata. Hey, some of the guys are putting together a croquet game on Annapurna. Would you like to join us?"
- "No, thanks, Subhuti. Enjoy it! I'm going to sit under this tree for a little while and soak in the afternoon calm."
- Nobody.
- RT @kyotoghosts Daytime stars' light mingled with the blue sky
- RT @jellykish Everybody.
- RT @kyotoghosts I'm not a poet/don't be crazy/I just like getting sweaty in the grass
- RT @kyotoghosts I think I died this afternoon.
- "Starry sky" practice naturally leads to absorption in Clear Light.
- "Starry sky" meditation is similar to the Dzogchen "sky-gazing" but it is always done alone, never in a group.
- Dried shit, as any Tibetan nomad will tell you, is a priceless and versatile fuel.
- The Primordial Yogin or Yogini is just you in the clear "empty" and natural state.
- But most people have strayed so far from this state that they don't even have a glimmer about what it "is," except sometimes in deep sleep.
- In no way does "absorption in Clear Light" prevent you from enjoying the objects of the senses with blissful, yes blissful awareness.
- It's as if the Dream lights up. It's still the Dream, but brilliant and moving, not sad and cramped.
- The important point is not to invent or imagine a mental picture of the Clear Light and say "I've found it," then claim to be a yogin.
- That's why the "starry sky" meditation, or some other form of perception that relies on "letting go" of the thinking mind, is so important.
- Don't read Rumi; be Rumi.
- As soon as you start to get away from thinking-mind and have a glimmer of Clear Light, people are likely to intensify their demands on you.
- If you fall unwisely into trying to help and "save" other people rather than continuing with your solitary practice, the Way is blocked.
- Everybody speaks of the great loving heart of the Bodhisattva, but what Shakyamuni did -- abandoning his wife and baby -- was quite harsh.
- Some would even say that future Buddha behaved like a selfish monster, a man lacking all compassion or sense of duty.
- In fact, if you pursue the path of the solitary Yogin realizing the Primordial Clear Light, this is what some people will say about you.
- I am just tossing you my notes. Do with them you like. With a "blue-eyed coyote" now sitting in the house, I feel little need to continue.
- There is really no "progress" on the path of Clear Light. You don't go toward it; it's already "in" you and also "is" you. Wake up, or not.
- Chasing after external objects obscures It. Finally, you complain that you are lost -- "wandering bare-assed and hungry in samsara."
- If you dream that you're drowning in a river, I'd say it is of the utmost importance -- to "you" at least -- that You wake up.
- Thinking-mind sifts, judges, compares, and evaluates; Clear Mind wakes up.
- Suppose you found, in the wilderness, an old, warped and waterstained notebook titled: "Notes on My Solitary Practice of Primordial Yoga."
- Would you read it, or toss it away? This is that notebook.
- "Ah, by DriedShitZen, huh? Yet another perverse charlatan flaunting knowledge he doesn't have. Shit-filled fortune cookies. I'll pass."
- The cherry tree teaches with its blossoms. Mountains instruct with their shoulders. Clouds propagate the Dharma with lightning and rain.
- As Master Suzuki said, it's all "letters from Emptiness."
- RT @kyotoghosts The "postmodern world" requires that we all exist at the precise same level of dull-wittedness, shallowness, and stupidity.
- The Master is a necessary evil on the "path"; when the path dissolves into "stars' light mingled with the blue sky" (@kyotoghosts) --
- that's when the real Master, the inner Master, the Clear Light Master, wakes up with a jolt.
- @RT lux1008 the no-thing of the thing is that What Ever >>Ah! "the no-thing of the thing" Beautiful!
- "Nobody saying a thing to hear; no one listening; it's all just a starry sky, crazy Shakti shattering the rain, shattering the lightning."
- RT @lux1008 the no-thing of the thing is that What Ever >>Ah! "the no-thing of the thing" Beautiful!
- Thankful to @thalgyur
- 1008 forehead bruising prostrations to the wonderful @lux1008
- lovingkindness fixation on @ArielBravy
- RT @kyotoghosts rain falling in space: the Hubble telescope sprouts wildflowers
- greetings to the solitary and manly @sonrivers
- that sneaky @jellykish
- light us up @TianMind
- hear the @blueeyedcoyote
- dust and skyflower it up with @mujaku: "I" don't follow him anymore, but that doesn't mean "you" shouldn't
- don'twantto
leaveany oneoutsoI'll hurryitupnow @BarkingUnicorn, @ZenStorm, @majidrazvi, @qjohn - then there's @Gus2012 who is truly a sweet person
- and @ZenDirtZenDust who gets a little sarcastic sometimes
- and the radiant Roman beauty @aimapeintar: wish I could afford to buy her art
- it was also the radiant beauty @aimapeintar who "cracked" me up one recent morning with this tweet: "good morning, eggoists"
- then there's @kyotoghost who scares the living shit out of me
- If you think I'm a Master I find you ridiculous. My karma is far worse than yours. I'll still be stumbling in dust when you're on a lotus.
- As for the reason I don't follow @mujaku anymore: it's because I find him totally ridiculous, and he doesn't.
- talk @Chonnymo out of going to Kabul: Hootie needs you, dude
- send @fauxshizzle some love: what a sharp mind, what intensity, what a heart, but she suffers a lot sometimes
- That @sonrivers is a man of steel endowed with the right stuff. You cannot break a good Texan down. I am proud to know that cowboy.
- I called @sonrivers "the pint-sized Rumi," but I should have said "the hayseed Hafiz." For that I am sorry. Okay, scowly @qjohn?
- Keep in mind that my perspective is as narrow as a rat's ass.
- When negative emotions arise, look intensely at them. Ask: who's looking? Get engrossed in that question and it's a beautiful, loving game.
- As long as there is a you, the Three Poisons have you by the balls. When there's no you, that's "shattering the empty sky, knowing mind."
- Such is my personal and rather wearying pseudo-stance against my social conditioning, as @sonrivers so sagely pointed out.
- Those who demand apologies and repentance are quite angry. They just don't see the anger itself. They see a "social rule" and cling to it.
- Don't ever demand an apology. Not from anyone. Don't ever insist on confession and repentance. Not even from yourself.
- Anyone who offends you, arouses a searing flash of blind rage, is your great benefactor. Will you demand an apology for this precious gift?
- Produce for me, right here right now, the "you" that "I" so grievously offended, and I will both apologize and take your place in Hell.
- It's like dream-jackals stealing the kills of dream-lions.
- It's like walking uphill on a steep cobblestoned street in Montmartre wearing a brand new wool scarf.
- Most people when they're happy grasp at being happy, or when sad cling to being sad. It becomes "who I am." Hey. It's not.
- Never is. Never was. Never will be.
- Initial 5 Stages of the Clear Light Yoga: Commitment, Purification, Focus, Cutting Through, and Absorption. Why not try?
- A Clear Light yogin uses social rules and graces merely as "cover." He's like an insect that can resemble a twig.
- I intend to devote the rest of my tweets to outrageous and deeply offensive personal attacks, on every last one of you.
- I'd like to start with that sneaky @jellykish.
- No it isn't, @nickmattos2; I know Tantric when I see it, and you are.
- You, @kyotoghosts, are far too kind to me. You remind me of my sainted grandmother.
- dried tiger-scrotum for you, @TerrorTV, served on a sparkling white lotus blossom. That's what I calls some good eatin'.
- The only Buddha I ever knew died a few years ago. And it was my fault.
- I received Mind to Mind transmission -- totally unasked for -- courtesy of a homeless Mahasiddha who wore a rope for a belt.
- This Clear Sky charlatan had to gaze into my eyes only once, for an instant, to make his point.
- He didn't even stick around long enough for me to shower him with flowers, wash his dirty, sunburnt feet, or give him my clean shirt.
- I was working on a ridiculous koan at the time. My mind was totally intent on it. Who knew the answer would be a man? Ecce homo.
- When it hits you, it hits you out of the blue, and you can't stop it. The Lifegiving Sword cuts you in two before you can murmur Om.
- "When the wind stops blowing in the big pine tree, where does the sound go?" That was the koan.
- There is an obvious intellectual answer. But an intellectual answer isn't an answer from your whole being.
- This was the very koan that drove Friedrich Nietzsche crazy in Turin around the Christmas-New Year season of 1888-89.
- The koan had personal meaning for me because I saw that the "sound" was me, and the wind and the pine tree were my "causes."
- Causes and conditions like my parents ever meeting, there being food for me to eat and air to breathe, and so on.
- Like a spoiled brat, I was trying to resolve the whole question of life and death. What lives? What dies? Where does the sound go?
- That's the koan. "When wind stops blowing in the big pine tree, where does the sound go?"
- That last string of "notes" was directed at the few people who are interested in that wild kind of stuff. And now, back to your local news.
- In late-breaking news, a Bengal tiger ate a child at the local zoo. Ouch! That's got to hurt. And now to the weather. Beverly?
- Dan, I think the tiger is going to be very happy with tomorrow's weather. It's going to balmy, just like India. Same through the weekend.
- In the extended forecast, a big asteroid is going to smack into the earth, but not before the next solar flare fries us like chitlins. Dan?
- Well, Beverly, it looks like the little tyke that got eaten today won't miss anything special! Just kidding. Stay tuned for "Nash Bridges."
- May I clear up a little problem for you? It has to do with Dependent Arising, the Buddhist teaching.
- Hold a finger up in front of your face. Shut one eye, then open it while shutting the other. Do this quickly about twenty times.
- The logic of Dependent Arising is that the cause of your finger "moving" is opening and shutting your eyes.
- But this is the "relative" teaching. The absolute teaching is that your finger didn't move, not at all. Apply that principle to everything.
- A Chinese fortune teller once told me I was going to fuck up bigtime. "You fuck up bigtime, Dryshitzen!"
- All beings are intrinsically enlightened just as all stars are in the sky.
- Pour ice-water on your head every morning. Shout.
- Sit in a cemetery at night and do Zen.
- Eat the banana, toss the peel. Attain the boundless clear light mind, throw away words.
- Try getting some energy in your body before you do Zen. Otherwise you're just another blank-minded corpse on a cushion.
- Zafu zombies.
- Fear energy, desire energy, anything. Feel it. Direct it. Intensify it. Make it a whirling torrent.
- Thought is energy. But it is very weak energy. It's a wavering shadow of ki. People who get too engrossed in thoughts become sad.
- Thoughts are twilight. Then the starry sky appears, naked, shining in all directions. Why were you born if not to behold This?
- Shakti wants to leap to your forehead and light up your sky with suns.
- Shiva is Shakti's adoring slave. Do anything for that seductress, even forget his clear true nature.
- Today is the only day. Every other day is but a distant dream. Resolve the great matter today. Do you proud. Make Shakti smile. Okay?
- Today is the day to shatter all doubts. To go beyond thoughts. To attain unexcelled direct mind realization of your original state.
- It's easy. It could not possibly be easier. It's so simple it's laughable. Just try to find anything at all that could be called "mind."
- You can sit, stand, walk, lie down, do qi gong, fuck -- whatever helps you in this all-out hunt for the real essence of your awareness.
- But the Mind-hunt has to be intense, total, with nothing held back, not fearing that you are "ridiculous" nor losing yourself in thoughts.
- Your attitude has to single-minded, like a samurai hunting through a chaotic battlefield for the enemy general.
- Or like a cat in the middle of the night, crouched low, waiting for a mouse to venture out of its hole.
- Don't think you're enlightened when you have a concept in mind. Pursue it to the end. It isn't touchy-feely and fuzzy. It IS shattering.
- The very thought of "nonduality" can be a supremely frustrating and difficult obstacle to real direct mind realization.
- As long as you're thinking "but is this nondual? would my teacher approve?" you can't possibly break through. No way.
- Be "dualistic" if you feel it will help in your Mind-hunt. Try it. Go all the way through. At least you can shatter duality.
- Nonduality has nothing in it to shatter, so you're likely to just slip into a comfortable blankness, go to satsangs, smile a lot.
- The original nature may be intrinsically enlightened, but in your case it's covered up by a ton of shit.
- Forget Advaita, Gurdjieff, Zen, breathing-rituals, meditation, classes, gongs, incense, Master Po, Eckhart Tolle.
- Your deeply compassionate task is to save all beings from suffering. Completely. Are you living up to that?
- If you can't feel drunk "Here and Now" with the brilliant glory of all This, ablaze with gratitude, you've still got to smash through.
- Everybody talks to me about being "depressed" and I cannot contain my amazement anymore. It no longer seems natural. "What? In all This?"
- People insist on getting acclaim for the infinite specialness of their suffering, and became enraged when you will not give it to them.
- My Tibetan teacher (not my "root-guru") kindly began instructing me with the words: "You must realize you are not a very special person."
- I must say, this approach dazzled me a little. I think I even choked up with joy.
- All my life I'd been told by droning fools that I was as special as a snowflake or a unique crystal dog or something.
- Here, now, was perhaps the kindest person I'd ever met telling me I was a pretty mediocre piece of work. At last, the truth.
- What I'm getting at here is that your suffering is pretty dull and ordinary, but your Enlightenment will be one-of-a-kind.
- I wish I could be there to see it!